…and those who just might be interested,
I wish to officially give notice that I will soon be leaving Westin, and traveling to the faraway land of Kangaroos and Didgeridoos — there to pursue my life’s dream… of doing what I want with it. My time here will support me in many ways. I’ve gained some excellent experience, along with some pretty good experiences. I won’t forget it. And to be honest I don’t think I’ll forget many phone extensions, either. I request that my last day be on Friday, January the 20th.
In parting,
ME!
I understand that everybody’s got problems. I mean, I’ve got plenty although I don’t blab about ‘em. But you’re too good for this, baby. You got a good spirit. You gotta let it shine. Racism makes things weird for everybody; I know, I’m an American. We really like thinking about race. We invented the eugenics movement. We taught Physiognomy in school for chrissakes. And we’ve had our own share of forty-acres-and-a-mule type hypocrisy in the past. We’ve tried hard to make it not important. And we fail sometimes, too. But please—overcome all of that. Get it out of your system, at least before I arrive. Please?
I have just made the largest charge to my bank account in my whole life: one thousand, four hundred forty-nine dollars and five American cents. I have purchased airfare to Australia.
It’s my birthday tomorrow, and I’d say that’s a pretty good present for all my hard work. But it wasn’t for when I wanted—for when I’d planned. I’m going to miss Australia Day (dammit). No antipodean fireworks this year. If I’d applied a week earlier, maybe. But no. So I’m a little disappointed. Disappointed, but happy anyways…
Cause I’m going to friggin’ Australia.
I have to decide soon. I need to either leave on January 23rd, in time for Australia day on the 26th, or just settle for leaving later. Perhaps I’ve unduly loaded sentiment onto the date. I feel as if it’s very much a Fourth of July celebration, but like the Fourth of July if it fell on opposites day. Hence, January. And driving on the left. And that whole “southern” hemisphere deal. Hell, they probably butter their toast on the wrong side too. Why am I going, again?
Regardless—I need to decide. Visas take time. And I was leaning toward the “safer” route. That is, booking my flight with enough time that so when I get there my visa will have been actually approved. Which I guess is… ok (if you don’t mind the use of future perfect progressive tense). Then someone gave me this little elixir. I drank a bit, and noticed something. Look closer:
…you see that? You see that date? Best before January 26th, baby! Normally I wouldn’t put so much importance on an incidental occurence, an auspicious pairing of cicrumstances, a “coincide-ence” if you will—but come on, the name of the drink is “Carpe Diem“. Now try to tell me that’s not a direct order from beyond beyond. Try.

I canna even buy real Aussie beer in this country?! What’s the world coming to? …One more thing to look forward to, I guess.