Qantas Jet, flying home

I've only got this long left in Australia:
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To whom it may concern

…and those who just might be interested,

I wish to officially give notice that I will soon be leaving Westin, and traveling to the faraway land of Kangaroos and Didgeridoos — there to pursue my life’s dream… of doing what I want with it. My time here will support me in many ways. I’ve gained some excellent experience, along with some pretty good experiences. I won’t forget it. And to be honest I don’t think I’ll forget many phone extensions, either. I request that my last day be on Friday, January the 20th.

In parting,

ME!

 

Dear Sydney,

I understand that everybody’s got problems. I mean, I’ve got plenty although I don’t blab about ‘em. But you’re too good for this, baby. You got a good spirit. You gotta let it shine. Racism makes things weird for everybody; I know, I’m an American. We really like thinking about race. We invented the eugenics movement. We taught Physiognomy in school for chrissakes. And we’ve had our own share of forty-acres-and-a-mule type hypocrisy in the past. We’ve tried hard to make it not important. And we fail sometimes, too. But please—overcome all of that. Get it out of your system, at least before I arrive. Please?

 

Birthday Day!

Today’s my birthday! Hiphip (hooray!) Most of you already knew that though—either because you’ve known me for years or because you just read the title. I wanted to announce the event (cause I’m pretty pleased about it), and to share these two pictures I took of its events:
Big Ol' CHUNK of fine Australian Lamb Now this here is a chunk of meat. I enjoy lamb—although discovered that just today. This is a before shot, obviously, to show that it is indeed a proud Australian ovine. Wish I had an after shot to give but it seems the poor thing was just devoured too wholeheartedly. Delicious—with little pepper spices and marinate and… well, no use teasing you. I’ve heard that having a nice Australian leg-o-lamb is practically the law on the national holiday (which shall go unnamed) but I’m sure there’s a meat house or two that’ll sell it whenever I like. Something else to look forward to.
Yes, this is me. Yes, I’m blowing out the candles. No, I’m not trying to prove that it’s my birthday. The picture’s just topical. If you would, note the skillfully drizzled white chocolate showing the numerals 22, the scrumptious choc-a-nutty-poke cake, the beloved orange stripey shirt… If that’s not my favorite shirt in the world, well then I swear I’m Canadian. That’s the shirt I’ll wear on the plane, the shirt I’ll be wearing when I step onto foreign soil for the first time, the shirt I’ll (probably) fall asleep in the first night because of jet-lag. I love that shirt. Where was I? Oh yes… Me, Blowing Out the Candles
Hope you’ve enjoyed the birthday pictures. More when I get my passport.
 

HappySad

I have just made the largest charge to my bank account in my whole life: one thousand, four hundred forty-nine dollars and five American cents. I have purchased airfare to Australia.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, and I’d say that’s a pretty good present for all my hard work. But it wasn’t for when I wanted—for when I’d planned. I’m going to miss Australia Day (dammit). No antipodean fireworks this year. If I’d applied a week earlier, maybe. But no. So I’m a little disappointed. Disappointed, but happy anyways…

Cause I’m going to friggin’ Australia.

 

Carpe Diem

I have to decide soon. I need to either leave on January 23rd, in time for Australia day on the 26th, or just settle for leaving later. Perhaps I’ve unduly loaded sentiment onto the date. I feel as if it’s very much a Fourth of July celebration, but like the Fourth of July if it fell on opposites day. Hence, January. And driving on the left. And that whole “southern” hemisphere deal. Hell, they probably butter their toast on the wrong side too. Why am I going, again?

Regardless—I need to decide. Visas take time. And I was leaning toward the “safer” route. That is, booking my flight with enough time that so when I get there my visa will have been actually approved. Which I guess is… ok (if you don’t mind the use of future perfect progressive tense). Then someone gave me this little elixir. I drank a bit, and noticed something. Look closer:

Carpe Diem Date - 26/01/2006

…you see that? You see that date? Best before January 26th, baby! Normally I wouldn’t put so much importance on an incidental occurence, an auspicious pairing of cicrumstances, a “coincide-ence” if you will—but come on, the name of the drink is “Carpe Diem“. Now try to tell me that’s not a direct order from beyond beyond. Try.

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